Suddenly Glories by Bill Walker - A Writer who has passed away on 20th July - Storytime Tapestry
The morning was cold and cloudy. A light rain fell, chilling the air. The car's windshield wipers beat a slow, steady rhythm, a pounding dirge to accompany the somberness of my soul.
It was the morning I had been dreading, the morning I hoped would never come. I was on the way to the doctor's office. Oh, sure – it was only a routine physical. But have you heard what they do to 57-year-old men during routine physicals?
"Oh, please!" Anita said as I whined about the indignity of what I was about to suffer. "You have no idea about medical indignities. Let me tell you about my last doctor's appointment."
She spoke of things gynecological and mammographical. And she was right – I had no idea. But while it helped a little to know that at least I didn't have to go through THAT, it still didn't take away the dreadful anticipation of what I was about to endure.
I parked the car and trudged through the drizzling rain to the doctor's office. The sign on the door said Dr. Peter Sundwall. I could almost hear the spooky organ music swell, accompanied by the rustle of bats on the wing and the whinny of frightened horses. "Velcome to my laboratory. I'm Doc-tor Sundvall. I vant to take your blood!" Say that out loud, with a thick Transylvanian accent. It'll make your corpuscles coagulate.
Inside, the doctor's assistants greeted me warmly – almost too warmly. They asked my name and if I had an appointment. I scanned the magazines as they pulled my chart and whispered among themselves.
Plotting, no doubt.
"Excuse me, Mr. Walker," one of them said, "but what time was your appointment?"
"Nine," I said, glancing at my watch. "Is there a problem?"
"Well," she said, "somehow you're not showing up on our appointment list."
No. It wasn't possible. Things like this just don't happen to me. Ed McMahon doesn't come to my house with an oversized check. The bank doesn't make an error in my favor. I'm never anybody's one-millionth customer. And if I ever throw a quarter in a slot machine – just for fun, of course – it's like throwing it down a sewage pipe.
"Are you sure?" I asked. "I wrote the time down as soon as I made the appointment."
"We don't show you having an appointment anywhere," she said. "I'm so sorry. I'm sure it's our fault. If you'd like to sit down, we'll try to squeeze you in somewhere."
"Oh, no," I said. "I'll just make an appointment for later. It's no problem."
"Are you sure?" she asked. "I hate to inconvenience you."
"It's no inconvenience," I said, nauseatingly graciously. "No inconvenience at all."
So we set another appointment for next Monday morning, and I left the office – smiling. As I walked back to my car, the world was suddenly glorious. The sun was shining. Birds were chirping. Little bunnies frolicked on the lawn. And unless I'm mistaken, behind the doctor's office in a stand of trees I could see Bambi nuzzling his mother.
Life was good.
While it's true that life often throws us hard-breaking curve balls that leave us swinging at empty air, it is equally true that once in a while life hangs a big ol' piece of cheese over the plate and begs us to hit it out of the park. The IRS auditor loses our file. The police officer decides to issue a warning instead of a citation. Our team scores an amazing, improbable victory over a heavily favored opponent. The dentist finds nothing to drill.
A wise man once had some good advice about how we should handle days like these: "Rejoice! And be glad in it!"
At least until next Monday.
(To read more by Joseph B. Walker please go to www.josephbwalker.com.
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