The Whys of men ?? Womens humor
#1 December 27, 10:26 pm
The Whys of men ?? Womens humor

Im going out on a limb here !! i hope i offend no one but i thought these were funny and wanted to share. I hope you find humor in this to and men no offense. The world would be a dull place without you !!!!!!!!!!  Smile

 

 

 

1.
Why do men become smarter during sex ???

> Because they are plugged into a genius

2.
Why dont women blink during sex ???

> They dont have time

3.
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertalize one egg ???

> They dont stop to ask for directions

4.
Why do men snore when laying on thier backs ???

> Thier balls fall over thier butthole and they vapor lock

5.
Why did god make men before women ???

> You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

6.
How many men does it tkae to put the toilet seat down ??

> Dont know it never happens

7.
Why did god put men on earth

> Vibrators cant mow the lawn

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A couple is lying in bed and the man say " Im gonna make you the happiest woman in the world.

She says " I"ll miss you"

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" It"s hot today " as Jack is stepping out of the shower.
He says " honey what do you think the nieghbors would say if i mowed the lawn like this"
She Says " Probably i married you for money "

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What do you call a good looking, intelligent, sensitive man ???

>> A Rumor

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What does it mean if a man is down on the bed gasping and calling your name ???

> You didnt hold the pillow down long enough

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How do you keep your husband from reading your email ??

> Rename it instruction manual

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#2 December 28, 1:50 pm
Giggle...
#3 December 29, 5:03 pm

Thanxs Carherine,

 

I thought so to !! Smile

#4 March 10, 1:13 pm

You forgot.....how do you save a man from drowning?

 

Take your foot off his head.

 

 

 

 

#5 March 7, 10:52 pm
laugh
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